Text Písně: Pirelli's Miracle Elixer - Soundtrack - Sweeney Todd, ďábelský Holič Z Fleet Street

Tobias:
Ladies and gentlemen!
May I have your attention, please!
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair,
to discover your pillow is covered with hair,
or what not should be there?

Well, ladies and gentlemen,
From now on you can waken at ease!
You need never again have a worry or care,
I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare.
Gentleman, you are about to see something
wot rose from the dead!
On the top of my head

T'was Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir,
That's what did the trick, sir,
True, sir, true.
Was it quick sir?
Did it in a tick, sir,
Just like an elixir
Ought to do!

how about a bottle mister?
only costs a penny guaranteed.

Does Pirelli's
Stimulate the growth, sir?
You can have my oath, sir,
'Tis unique.
Rub a minute
Stimulatin', i'nt?
Soon you'll have to thin it
Once a week!

Sweeney Todd:
pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench?

Mrs. Lovett:
are we standing near an open drench?

Mrs. Lovett: (říká se Sweeneym)
pardon me sir what's that awful stench?

Sweeney Todd: (říká s Lovettovou)
are we standing near an open drench?

Tobias:
Buy Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir
anything will slick, sir,suits brass, curls

Try Pirelli's
when they see how thick, sir
you can have your pick, sir,
of the girls!

Wanna buy a bottle misses?

Sweeney Todd:
What is this?

Mrs. Lovett:
What is this?

Sweeney Todd:
Smells like piss

Mrs. Lovett:
Smells like, ew!

Sweeney Todd: (říká s Lovettovou)
What is this? This is piss. piss with ink

Mrs. Lovett: (říká se Sweeneym)
I wouldn't touch it if i was you, dear

Tobias:
Let pirelli's activate your roots, sir

Sweeney Todd:
keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through

Tobias:
you're scared pirelli's is usable and of it,
ladies seem to love it

Mrs. Lovett:
Flies do too

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